“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”

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push-th3-fight:

killersalad:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

Installed without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit

Somehow this is cooler than what it does normally. Put in colored lightbulbs and you have a friggin disco light.

im crying my eyes out

you had one job

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

rehabbed:

oops

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

Goodbye, Harry.

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.